My Thoughts & Life

Before & After Marriage

2008-01-24T19:42:00.000+01:00

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.

New Year Resolutions

2008-01-02T21:21:00.000+01:00

My New Year Resoluations for 2008, which hopefully I will do my utmost to keep

Trying to spend money more sensibly and not waste
Panic Less
Trying to take life as it comes
Change Wardrobe :D
Do not bite my nails
Travel
Be A bit more adventerous :D

Hopefully I will do my best to keep these resolutions as best as I can.

Numbers, EURO, Numbers and more numbers

2007-12-30T12:10:00.000+01:00

First of all I hope you had a nice Christmas, I liked mine very much :). This year was the first time since I began to work, that I had the 26th of December Leave, therefore I could enjoy Christmas day a lot better than usual :).

Tomorrow will be the end of the Maltese Lira in Circulation in a certain way. I am sick of hearing about Euro Euro Euro Euro and the omg 1st January we are going to start with another currency blabbering. Everyone has the attitude that they will get confused. Oh come one it is still with the same usual numbers so getting change shouldn't be a problem, only the currency value of the Euro is different from Maltese Lira.

NECC has given every family a Euro Converter (I would have agreed more if that was distributed to every person instead of to every family but anyway). It should be easy to check how much a product will cost in LM with this convertor. Oh and btw on mobile phones there usually is a Currency Convertor so all one should do is set this up to convert Euro to LM and there you go you just made your life a bit easier. And oh by the way, you won't need the convertor for now since there will be dual pricing on each product, so why instead of ranting about the EURO won't everybody just try to accept it and get used to it like we get used to everything else in life. Changes happen all the time, this is just normal change.

Today I am tired of seeing numbers, I was doing my Accounts Homework, and also in my work position at a Local Bank's finance Department all I see is numbers. It's getting quite tiring and I need a break from numbers, although that is quite impossible. Besides with the dual pricing now instead of one price, you get to see two, and therefore double the numbers. yuwhu.

On a positive note, I wish you all the best in the coming new year 2008 and a year full of good health and a year surruonded by people who love you and care for you.

Kinky key catastrophe

2007-09-24T19:50:00.000+02:00

Spicing up one’s sex life is always and important and exciting task. So imagine things hotting up and then voila’ handcuffs appear and when your partner tries to uncuff you, whoops the keys disappear.

This happened to a couple in England. Zoe, 32 was handcuffed to the bed for two whole hours after her boyfriend, Stuart, 34 called 999 and 3 policeman came. They managed to cut the chain but informed them that to get the cuffs off her wrist, they have to go to the fire station department.

After all that luck, when they went to the fire station they one watch was coming on duty and another was going off.

Zoe had 20 firefighters willing to help her.

Wow, they must have been left pretty red faced. Next time they should opt for keyless handcuffs.

2007-09-23T17:19:00.001+02:00

I found this picture while surfing the Net and couldn't stay without posting it here.

How cuteeeeee

Chatting

2007-09-23T12:42:00.000+02:00

I have recently read a story of a couple divorcing, after both of them having an online affair, on various different websites. When I first read the title I thought, oh well it is apparently getting very common these days what’s so newsworthy about it. This however is a very, sort of funny and bizarre story.

This happened to a Bosnian couple where they both met an interesting person online and began to pour out their hearts over the marriage trouble and each thought they have found their real soul mate with their chat buddy.

They got so close to their chat buddy that they decided to finally meet them … only to find that they where chatting to each other.

They met online what the husband 32 was chatting on a forum at work, and the wife, 27 was in an internet café.

They decided to meet infront of a shop, each of them carrying a single rose so they can recognize each other. The woman said that she felt shattered, betrayed and angry when she realized she was talking to her husband.

On the other hand the husband said that he was so happy to have found a woman who finally understood him.

Now they are both filing for divorce, with each accusing the other of being unfaithful.

Some questions that went through my mind:

• If they both thought that they found their soul mates, why didn’t they give their marriage another try?
• If they could pour their hearts out to their chat buddy, why couldn’t they do so with their partner?
• Why did they say nice things to their chat buddy but not to each other?
• Is that why you tell your partner of the love you have for him/her and then after some time you go to tell the problems you have with each other to your chat buddy instead of discussing it with your partner maybe you can solve them?
• Is this what internet is becoming? If these are the problems that it will create I will prefer having the normal old printed dictionaries, encyclopedias and CD games and buying all the newspaper that I usually read online and not to having to use the internet any more. I would prefer searching for all the information I will need on a book then on the internet if that will mean that it will be harder for my partner or myself to stray on each other like that.

I know that without internet or not, if a person want’s to stray it can be done, but hey if it is that easy, won’t an adventure be easier for people who usually will not stray?

Until recently, adultery has been a sin of the flesh. Temptation arrives, chemistry sizzles and before long the unfaithful spouse is spending stolen nights in cheap hotels. Now there is a new threat: the virtual affair. While some argue online affairs aren't real, research shows some spouses take them as seriously as the offline variety - and they're becoming a gateway to divorce.

Won’t it be better if one takes the energy that might have revitalized a relationship and uses it, instead, to pursue an unhealthy fantasy? If you want to be happy, you must, in the long run, stay focused on your priorities, and not allow yourself to be driven by transient emotions and passions.

Two very interesting website I found on this topic are:
1. http://www.harley.com/
2. http://www.smh.com.au/

Lessons in Logic

2007-08-13T15:45:00.001+02:00

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Every Man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Still Alive

2007-08-06T21:56:00.000+02:00

Heya,

Just a small post to let you all know that I'm still alive, although not in the mood for blogging for quite a long time.

Lately mmm what did I do, well this year we truly enjoyed the beer festival we went 3 times, my bf and me had our 3rd year anniversary and we went to eat at Paparazzi. The food was really good and not expensive with a nice scenery and service. It was totally worth it.

Next Wednesday I will begin a 3 days leave, and on Friday we are off for a weekend in Gozo. I'm looking very forward to it cause although Darryn and me spend quite some time together we are rarely alone cause we are either with friends, family or with the dog and believe me she is quite a handful and attention grabber (apart from very jealous when she sees me giving a kiss or a hug to Darryn).

We also did a profile for the devilish doggy (my xadina). She can be quite a charmer and a devil at the same time with those cute puppy eyes.

Anyways for now that is all, maybe I will be in the mood to post after arriving from Gozo, who knows :p

Things You Appreciate

2007-06-10T09:14:00.000+02:00

Yesterday I had a girlie chat with a person on the Internet. Amongs other things we mentioned boyfriends, and how much we should appreciate one that treats you well.

They say that 'Guys Are From Mars, Girls Are From Venus' and it is very true that the characters can be the opposite on most things, but hey that is the fun, learning new things from your bf/gf, fighting, arguing on the most simple things, going out together and spending a lot of time with each other and most of all having fun together. If both are from the same planet and everyone likes the same things, what fun is there?

Next Wednesday 13th June is my birthday. Yesterday I got a very wonderful present from my super good boyfiend :). I got a GHD Hairstyler which is the best one :D and my hair is finally smooth and straight. Maybe at last I won't have to dread washing my hair anymore.

I also got a birthday card with vey meaningful and appreciating words from Darryn :D which was very nice and a card from my work Management which I wasn't expecting but it was very nice of them.

Oh well, another year went by, and soon gonna be older, but as long as you can't stop time, better enjoy the time that you have with the people that matter to you :)

2007-05-01T13:25:00.001+02:00

You Are 80% Psychic

You are so very psychic.
But you already predicted that, didn't you?
You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others.
You're very tapped into the world around you...
Just make sure to use your powers for good!

Are You Psychic?

2007-05-01T13:16:00.000+02:00

In 1986 (the year you were born)

Ronald Reagan is president of the US

The US officially observes Martin Luther King Day as a national holiday for the first time

The space shuttle Challenger explodes moments after lift off, killing 6 astronauts and a teacher

A major nuclear disaster occurs at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant in the Soviet Union

Japanese video game maker Nintendo introduces its games to America

US warplanes bomb Libyan headquarters in retaliation for terrorist attacks

The Soviet Union launches the Mir space station

IBM unveils the PC Convertible, the first laptop computer

Charlotte Church, The Olsen twins, and Lindsay Lohan are born

New York Mets win the World Series

Chicago Bears win Superbowl XX

Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup

Top Gun is the top grossing film

"That's What Friends Are For" by Dionne & Friends spends the most time at the top of the US charts

ALF, the Oprah Winfrey Show, and Pee-wee's Playhouse premiere

What Happened the Year You Were Born?

Happy Easter

2007-04-08T11:46:00.000+02:00

Just a quick post to wish everyone a Happy Easter. May it be a good day for you and for all the people you care to :)

My Life Right Now

2007-03-22T20:50:00.000+01:00

It has been quite long since I last posted here. I am still getting used to my new workplace: different people, different rules and problems etc ...

I am currently listening to some Moby Mixes from the best of Moby album, it has a lot of good songs and mixes. My favourite song right now is in fact "New York, New York", i can't get bored of listening to it over and over again.

I am mostly spending my time either out of the house or when I am here viewing either: Two and a half men, everybody loves raymond or fawlty towers :), I love comedy shows as you must have noticed.

Today I did some small shopping from 'The Body Shop' and tomorrow is pay day yippie :) I'm broke (nothing new there). I am also looking very forward for my leave (next leave is in July) and summer. This summer I plan to going to the beach as I will finish early from work and have time to go and spend some time in the sun.

Funny thing about the weather, why is it that when I take my umbrella with me wherever I go it never rains even if the weather seems bad, and whenever I forget it it starts raining? Today I took it with me to work and left it in the drawers as I said to myself "so that when I am here and see that the weather is not nice I can take it with me". When I finished and went outside, after a while it started raining heavily and when I arrived in my car it stopped. Blah I think the weather doesn't like me so much.

Carnival

2007-02-19T17:21:00.000+01:00

Carnival is here and almost over. For photos of Darryn in a super cute bunny suit, me as Cruella De Ville and of our friends and some of the atmosphere in Valletta (of yesterday) visit:- http://loredana136.spaces.msn.com. Pics are taken by Lady Vamp:P.

Leave comments re carnival :) and enjoy

Dolphins Petition ... Pls do sign and forward to your friends

2007-02-11T19:49:00.000+01:00

Hello people, Kindly take a look at this video and sign the petition on the second link.

www.glumbert.com/media/dolphin

Please take a minute to sign this petition. I even had a look at the accompanying video clip but was truly disgusted ... its your call ... hopefully we can make a difference by signing this petition to radicate the innocent slaughter of these most beautiful creatures ... the dolphins.

http://www.petitiononline.com/golfinho/

Sexy Name

2007-02-02T20:32:00.000+01:00

Get Your Sexy Name

Toys4Free

2007-01-30T19:17:00.000+01:00

I encountered this link while surfing on the internet. This will actually be possible if you click on the following link: http://www.toys4free.com/31996

Then from this page, you need to choose an actual item which you'd belonging to get for free.All you need is to open an account by registering with your email and password. Then you will get information on how to get the gift. I am trying this out so I would appreciate if you would register, and then I will tell you what will come out :D

My Life Right Now & The Cremented Husband

2007-01-23T19:47:00.000+01:00

Heya guys how are you?

Been quite a lot since I posted here but been quite busy with a new job and everything. My new job is very different from what I used to do, but I am getting a bit hold of it. I am in finance department at a local bank so it's very new to me. There is a lot of security in working a bank but the people in my dept. at least as I still haven't been around much are very nice people so it should be ok.

On seeing my emails today, I found this email from a very dear friend of mine, which was my colleague while working in TNT, Mr. Alan Joe Cassar :P. I laughed so hard and decided to share it with you, so here it is

The Cremented Husband

Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him...

She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too with the insurance money!"

Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Herman, remember that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes!!!"

Happy New Year

2006-12-31T10:44:00.000+01:00

Christmas is over and new year 2007 is almost here. My Christmas was fun I enjoyed it a lot :), Hope that new year eve and new year day will be the same.

I got so many nice and special pressies which I liked a lot. This year will also be remembered for the many bad things that happened, although this year ended with a new puppy, so good things look good for the new year to come :D

Christmas Wishings

2006-12-24T11:20:00.000+01:00

Happy Christmas to all of my friends and those people that browse my blog :).

May you also receive good and useful pressies which you like ;), for those curious people like me that open the pressies of the 25th, your day has finally arrived.

Enjoy your night tonight, and though always be safe.....

Have a nice Christmas Eve and Christmas Day 2006. May this Christmas be even better than the previous ones.

What are you afraid of?

2006-12-18T19:24:00.000+01:00

Today I found an article on phobias, which was very interesting. I decided to check out what my 2 phobias are called.

I couldn't find what the phobia of Lizards is called, however the phobia of reptiles (since I am afraid of almost everyone of them) is Herpetophobia. My other phobia that of onions is Alliumphobia. Alliumphobia - the abnormal fear of garlic that may extend to a variety of plants characterized by their pungent odor including onions, leeks, chives, and shallots. Allium is the onion.

Also I found that these are some of people's fears: Clinophobia which is the fear of going to bed, Numerophobia is the fear of numbers and the fear of Iconophobia which is the fear of pictures/icons.

What is your fear?? Find it out here ...

What Season Color Are You?

2006-12-16T10:29:00.000+01:00

You are a Spring

You look ravishing in: Apricot, aqua, camel, coral, golden yellow, ivory, peach, periwinkle, red, and violet

What Season Color Are You?

Loredana, your strongest sense is Right and Wrong

2006-12-12T20:43:00.000+01:00

Doing things by the book. That's your style. Not one to rock the boat, you know that there is a time and a place for everything like how much to tip a server or when to keep your opinions to yourself. It's that keen awareness of right and wrong that helps you make a decision quickly and efficiently so you can move on to the next issue of the day.

Friends probably admire your ability to think on your feet and have confidence in your choices. And that's what makes you a good leader. So keep moving smoothly down the road of life. You're sure to go places!

Nintendo Wii

2006-12-11T20:35:00.000+01:00

This website was discovered during the weekend and it has got some quite interesting and funny posts. If you've got a Nintendo Wii or you know someone who does, kindly inform them re this problem, cause it can get quite costly / dangerous.

http://www.wiihaveaproblem.com/

This console though seems pretty amazing and fun. Also a good training to keep fit and healthy!

I'm Back

2006-12-11T11:45:00.000+01:00

I am also back on blogging. After the domain I had my blog on was expired and my BF and me decided not to continue renewing it, I wrote some stuff on my Live Spaces Account because I missed writing on the blog. I will arrange this blog to make it more Christmassy in Appearance.

Today I am on leave. This morning I went to buy the 3rd Christmas Present for Darryn and now I will continue to spend the rest of the day with playing Subeta and then I will watch the 3rd & 4th series of 'Allo 'Allo!. Tomorrow I am also on leave, and I've got a busy day ahead of me. In the morning I have to go to the hairdresser and in the evening I am going out.

On a negative note. When I bought my Epson All-In-One printer/scanner/photocopier some months ago from Scan Computers in Iklin, they promised me that they will have the compatible ink cartridges and the warranty will stay on the printer even if they are not the original ink since they are very good. For all the 4 cartridges it used to cost around Lm10. Now today when I went to buy the cartridges they told me that they are not selling the compatible cartridges again as they where causing problems to the printer. One of the sales people told me to contact another shop as he was the agent and I still could buy it from that shop. When I came home, I decided to phone this shop. Without telling them what shop told me to call them to ask them about the cartridges he told me, "Jaqaw Scan qallek biex ticcekja maghha? Scan huma l-agenti tal-'Printworks' cartridges u ahna konna nixtruhom minghandom" (Scan told you to check with us? They are the 'Printworks' cartridges agent and we used to buy from them).

Nice service Scan Computers are having lately. Now the original cartridges will cost me around Lm38. When I choose to buy an All-In-One model of Epson I choose this on because besides the price and it's functions it had a good price also with the inks. I have been a good client of Scan for quite some years now (over 5 years) but I am very sorry to say to their service and products are getting worse and crappier by the day. All of the products I bought for this particular computer around 2 years ago, have started with problems from the very beginning months, and I will surely avoid them in future, even if I will have to pay more for a product which from them is cheaper,.

Until my next post, cya my friends

Lori

Site Moved

2006-07-23T09:00:00.000+02:00

I have moved to http://www.lori136.wordpress.com

cya there :)

21st July 2006

2006-07-21T20:18:00.000+02:00

Quite a lot has happened since I last posted here. My BF and me went to a memorable concert, Roger Waters, for more info visit here!.

July was also quite nice, with BBQ and enjoyables evenings with friends, it's the nicest thing of Summer :).

I am really looking forward for August, for a nice long holiday break in Gozo and also for the 4th August 2006 ;).

Now, back to the present ... Today I was off and had a super relaxed day with gym in the morning and pink floyd and TV in the afternoon. I also washed lori jnr :D and she is now super clean at last.

That's all for now, if I remember something new I'll try to write again here, cause as you might have noticed, I'm getting quite lazy in writing here, the reason apart from laziness is that internet got quite boring so therefore I'm rarely here :). Any one that wants to leave comments or just to say Hello is quite welcome

Have a nice weekend and be good

love xxxxxx

lori

Being Drunk

2006-07-09T11:07:00.000+02:00

Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

Cinnamon
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation

Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

British Constitution
Loquacious Transubstantiate
Passive-aggressive disorder
Specificity

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You're Drunk

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more alcohol for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
You're right, I can't jump over that table!

Mental Heuristics

2006-06-29T13:56:00.000+02:00

A heuristic is a "rule-of-thumb", advice that helps an AI program or human think and act more efficiently by directing thinking in an useful direction.

Some of these heuristics are age-old wisdom, bordering on cliche, but most are actually helpful.

If you want something done, do it yourself
Comment: Obviously true, and doing it is usually very good for your self esteem. A surprising amount of work can be done this way, and experts are not always necessary. However, there is a risk of becoming overworked if you try to do everything yourself - we all need other people after all.

Never procrastinate anything you can do right now
Comment: Very powerful. There are many things that can be fixed or solved with a minimum of effort, but are often pushed aside as unimportant. Unfortunately they won't go away, and in time the feelings of guilt for not having done them will make you even less likely of fixing the problems.

When you have several things you could be doing and don't know which to do: Just do any one of them!
Comments: If you cannot decide between two or more possibilities, then there is a good chance that the differences don't matter. However, most people begin to hesitate in this kind of situation (Fredkin's paradox). If you are conscious of this, you can just choose one choice randomly or according to some standard method.

Always assume that you will succeed
Comments: If you don't expect to succeed in an endeavor, then you will not do your best and will not notice possible solutions, while if you feel that you will eventually succeed you will concentrate all your power at the problem. Of course, there is no point in attempting what you cannot do, a certain amount of self-knowledge is always needed.

If you can't find a solution, change the rules.
Comment: Remember that there are no no-win scenarios.

If you cannot do anything about something, there is no point in worrying about it.
Comment: Worrying is stressful, and in most situations doesn't accomplish anything - it just wastes energy. Instead of worrying about things, either do something about them or find ways around the problem. One useful idea is to write down your worries on slips of paper, and then put them away in a box. Regularly, once a week or so, you open the box and see what you can do about the worries that are still relevant.

Do not rely on conscious decisions for speed - Just Do It
Comments: The conscious mind is surprisingly slow, conscious choices and actions are delayed for a significant time (a reflex acts within some tens of milliseconds, an unconscious reaction to external stimuli circa 100 milliseconds and a conscious choice several seconds). The duty of the conscious mind is usually to inhibit rather than start action, and if you become too conscious of what you are doing in a tense situation you will hesitate or slow down.

It is a good idea to learn to rely on your non-conscious mind, since our conscious mind is slow and has very low bandwidth while the other systems in our brains have a tremendous capacity and actually do most of the real work anyway.

Don't try to explain away your actions for yourself
Comment: While we often do things we do not want to explain our real motivations for before other people (out of fear of embarrassment, anger or loss of image), it is a bad idea to try to convince oneself that the motivation was anything different from what it was. It will only reduce your self-knowledge with deliberate misinformation, and it is often valuable to understand what motivations you have (even if you dislike them or would never admit them in public).

Listen to your intuition, but do not believe it unconditionally
Comments: Intuitive or emotional thinking, analogies, "gut feelings" or "flashes of inspiration" can sometimes give fantastic new insights or show problems from a new direction. Unfortunately such thinking isn't always reliable, and quite often completely wrong! Such insights should never be accepted because you admire their beauty or they are intuitive, only because they fit with reality.

http://www.aleph.se/Trans/Individual/Mental/rules.html

Should kids witness a birth?

2006-06-27T18:24:00.000+02:00

A true story:
It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child as home alone with her 3-year old daughter Katelyn. When Heidi started going into labor, she called "911."

Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashlight high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.Smack him again!"

Build Your Memory

2006-06-17T11:50:00.000+02:00

You already have an excellent memory. You just don't know how to use it!

Many people claim that they possess a poor memory. Indeed you may even be one of those people yourself. Well whether you are or not, the simple fact of the matter is that the vast majority of the population have perfectly good memories. The problem is that they just don’t know how to use them properly

What I have attempted to accomplish with this site, is to outline in simple terms, a variety of techniques, that with a bit of practice and just a little time, will allow the reader to express the full potential of their latent memory capabilities. Techniques I might add, that have been around in one form or another for quite a number of centuries. But that until relatively recent times had only been used extensively by a select number of magicians and showman.

I myself firmly believe that the memory improvement systems that are outlined in my site, are surprisingly straight-forward, and should not take you more than a relatively short period of time to fully master.

Build Your Memory

Links ...

2006-06-14T22:07:00.000+02:00

Here are some websites I find really interesting :D

That's all for today, if I encounter any more interesting links I will let you know. Let me know what you think of the above or any more interesting websites...

Some Pet Names To Call Your Romantic Partner

2006-06-12T20:06:00.000+02:00

While I Was Browsing I found this website:- http://www.cornynames.com/. This is a proof that on internet you find everything lol. Here are some names I liked:-

Babes
Bunny
Baby Girl
Moose
Muffin
Peaches
Cheeky
Monkey
Cookie Cup
Cake
Pumpkin
Dear
Shining Star
Gorgeous
Honey
Snowflake
Hottie
Sweetie
Sunshine
Love
Tiger
Teddy Bear
Honey Bunch

longest quest, about me

2006-06-09T20:45:00.000+02:00

Full Name: Loridana Formosa
Nickname: lori, puccu, bunny
Sex: female
Birthday: 13/06/1986
Siblings: sis
Hair colour: brown
Eyecolour: hazel
Shoe size: 39
Height: 160cm
Innie or Outie: outgoing? yes
What are you wearing right now: white top and blue trousers

RELATIONSHIPS----------------------------------------
Who are your closest friends? loadsss
Do you have a bf or gf?: bf
Did you send this to your crush?: i might
Best place to go for a date: err somewhere where you can actually talk
Fav romantic memory?: buq

Fashion Stuff ------------------------------------------
Where is your fav place to shop: rahal gdid
Do you have any tattoos or piercings?: normal piercing on my ears - 1 on
each side

FAVouRitE--------------------------------------------
Colour: blue
Number: 13
Food?: chinese :D
Boys name?: Mark
Girls name?: Elaine
Subject in school?: computing
Animal?: tigers
Favorite kind of pants: white sexy trousers
Drink?: jb coke
Alcohol?: jb code
Celebrity: jennifer aniston
Sport: tennis
Veggie?: tomatoes
fruit?: bananas
Place to visit: Italy
Month: June
Singer/Band: Pink Floyd
Ice Cream: Chocolate
Cologne: White Musk

Have you ever----------------------------------
Given anyone a bath?: myself
Smoked?: err nope
Bungee jumped?: no
Broken the law?: yes
Made yourself throw-up?: yes
went skinny dipping?: no
Been in the opposite sex's washroom: yes
Eaten a dog biscuit?: no
Put your tongue on a frozen pole?: no
Someone ever made you cry?: yes
broken a bone? nooooooo
Played truth or dare: yes
Been in a physical fight?: no
been on a plane?: yes
Come close to dying?: don't think so
Been in a sauna?: no
Been in a hot tub?: yes
Swam in the ocean?: No
Fallen asleep in school? Yes
Kissed your cousin?: No
Broken someone's heart?: yes
Cried when someone died? yes
Wanted someone?: yes
Cried in school?: yes
Saved a MSN conversation?: yes
Saved e-mails?: yes
Wished you were someone else?: yes
Wished you were a member of the opposite sex?: about once a month
Fallen for your best friend? yes
Made out with JUST a friend?: yes
Been rejected?: yes
Been in love?: yes
Been cheated on?: no
Done something you regret?: yes

First Thing That Comes to Mind------------------------------------------

Red: roses
Blue: clothes :D
Autumn: pictures
Cow: mooooo
Greenland: country

What Is ------------------------------------------

Best song you ever heard: Dark Side Of The Moon :- Pink Floyd
Stupidest thing you have ever done: i do quite a lot
Whats your room like: a mess right now
You most prized possesion: buq
Last thing you said?: i'm bored
What is beside you?: a book (ma nafx x kien)
What kind of shampoo do you use: elvive
Something that has happened to you this year: got a new car :D
The worst thing that has happened to you this year: its quite personal, but didn't happen exactly to me

You Ever Had ------------------------------------------
Chicken pox?: yes
Sore Throat?: yes
Cold?: yes
Bloody nose?: yes imma mhux li nfragt
Broken bone?: no [qrun]

Do you ------------------------------------------
Believe in love at first sight?: no
Enjoy parks?: yes
Like picnics?: Yes
Like school?: no
What schools have you gone to? carlo diacono zejtun, MCAST IICT
Hate anyone?: yesssss

Would You ------------------------------------------
Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000?: err nope
Go to a hanson concert if you had free tickets? i'd sell them and get the
money
Kill someone you didn't know for 15 billion dollars?: no
If you were stuck on an island what person would you want with you?: Darryn
If you loved someone and u were keeping something from them and it would
hurt them if they found out, would you tell them?: it depends on what it is.
i dont really know how to keep a secret from my bf

Who ------------------------------------------
Who do you admire?: a collegue of mine for his strong will
Who is the last person that called you?: erm a client probably at work
Who was the last person you slow danced with?: Darryn
Makes you laugh the most?: Darryn
Who has a crush on you?: hope my bf
Who was the last person you touched?: same as about
You hugged?: ukoll
Yelled at?: probably at work
Who broke your heart?: what's in a name if all men are the same? lol
[Shakespear re-arranged in my own words]
Who was the last person that told you they loved you?: Darryn

Do You/Are You ------------------------------------------
Do you like filling these out?: sometimes
Do you wear contacts or glasses?: glasses for reading, tv and pc
Do you like yourself?: yes and no
Do you get along with your family?: no
Do you do drugs?: never
Do u have piercings below the waist?: no
Stolen anything over $50?: no
Obsessive?: sometimes
Eat to much?: right now no
Depressed?: no

Final Questions ------------------------------------------
How many ppl are you sending this to: dunno
listening to right now?: the sound of my pc
What makes you happy?: being with a good company
How many buddies on your list?: 28
What do you like to do?: reading
What did you do yesterday: work brrr
Career: Customer Care Backline
Got any awards?: yes quite a lot for sports and dancing
What are you most scared of: lizards
What car do you wish to have: BMW :D or an Alfa Romeo, a mercedes would do also
Where do you want to get married?: if i have to get married, on the beach or in a nice park, just the witnesses and the two of us, nothing big
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?: no comment
Good actress/actor: depends
Good dancer?: when in the mood
Good storyteller?: i dont know
Have a lava lamp?: no
How many remote controls are in your house?: mhux sa noqod noghod.
Are you double jointed: no
What do you dream about?: winning a Lm1m
Last time you showered?: 15 mins ago
Last time you took a bath?: errrr in November when I was abroad
The last movie you saw at the theatres: Da Vinci Code

Either Or ------------------------------------------
Night or Day: night
Sun or Rain: sun
Scary or happy movies: happy
Chocolate or white milk: choc
talking or listening?: both
Vanilla or chocolate: choc
Summer or Winter: summer
Cake or Pie? pie
Silver or Gold: white gold
Diamond or pearl: diamonds at the moment
Sunset or Sunrise: sunset
Coke or Pepsi: coke
Sprite or 7up: 7up
Pants or shorts: pants
Orange juice or apple juice: apple
Cats or dogs: cats
Coffee or tea: coffee
Phone or in person: in person
Oldest, middle, youngest or only child: oldest

FILL OUT (for girls ONLY) ------------------------------------------
Boxers or briefs: Boxers
Older, younger, same age: a bit older
Tall or short: tall
good or bad guy? good in public, bad in private
Ear peirced or not?: not
Dark or blonde hair: dark
Curly or straight hair: str8 hair
Dark or light eyes: nice coloured eyes
Accent or Canadian?: xorta
What do you notice first about guys?: eyes!
Shy or Outgoing: outgoing
Indoor or Outdoor?: both
Jewelery or none: a little
What do you like the most in a guy: respectful, caring

(for guys ONLY) ------------------------------------------
Regular underwear or thong:
Painted nails or not:
Older, younger, same age:
Cute and mysterious or wild and sexy:
Dressy or casual:
Dark or blonde hair:
Long or short hair:
Curly or straight hair:
Dark or light eyes:
Long or short nails:
Hat or no hat:
Good or bad girl:
Hair up or down:
Jewelery or none:
Tall or short:
Pants or dress:
Tan or fair:
Freckles or none:
What do you notice first about girls:
indoor or outdoor:
What do you like the most in a girl:

Crazy Facts

2006-06-08T18:25:00.002+02:00

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(My next life, I want to be a pig)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you
imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that, too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Almost Summer

2006-06-03T10:29:00.000+02:00

Ah well the weekend is here :). Didn't really start out as a pretty good weekend, but tonight we're gonna have fun :). A good week seems to be ahead of us. Now that almost the summer is here, I want to enjoy it to the max, gym, tan, bikinis :D, holidays, beach, mini skirts and sexy clothes, bbqs etc etc... :)

Today I also changed a bit the appearance of my blog, hope you like it :)

Bad Lad

2006-05-31T19:11:00.000+02:00

Can't beat a bit of rough eh? You go for the bad lad type! Bad lad

You may be nice but aren't you a bit naughty as well! That's why you're attracted to the bad lad. The one who's a bit laddish. The heart-breaker. So what if he's hard to tie down? You want a man who has an edge, someone who keeps you on your toes. In fact, it may be the challenge that keeps you around. His rather yobbish attitude is like a magnet; if a man wears a rebel reputation, he sparked your attention! Your bloke must be confident and ooze masculine charm. Plainly, sensitive men simply don't cause your knees to buckle. You have no time for the sweet, romantic, or doting chaps who pursue you and, frankly, bore you to tears. Perhaps you're just not into the touchy-feely thing right now. Who cares? Whether you're seeking adventure or looking to tame the wild, there's something about a bad lad that keeps you coming back.

Feeling Right Now

2006-05-27T14:56:00.000+02:00

I am:- sleepy

I just:- woke up a few minutes ago, oooh swtt sleep :)

I miss:- my bed

I want:- to be in a room with A/C reading a book on a couch

I am really looking forward:- for a holiday in august with my bf in Gozo, oh lazy week :)

I am in a mood for:- Ice-Cream

I am really sorry for:- my cat, poor thing all that fur in this heat

I was:- looking for couscous recipes

My Aim:- Summer full of Fun and looking really good in a bikini ;)

A day after the eurovision

2006-05-21T12:39:00.000+02:00

Aah well it's the day after the eurovision. We ended up last, and I am not surprised.

One of the things I hate in the eurovision regarding the Maltese is that we vote for a song, and when I listen to it in the actual eurovision, it seems like it is a totally different songs. We voted for the maltese dancers as well, they where part of the song and so was the dance! Why should I see a different dance and different dancers and a really bad backing vocal? We voted for the song AND the performance that Faniello did in Malta and they just sent the song without the performance to Athens. Personally I didn't like the song and I didn't vote for it, but I must admit, the performance he did in Malta was far much better then the one in Athens. If maybe they sent all the show to Athens, we wouldn't have been classied last (and I'm not saying that we would have came number 1 either)...

Above all, I blame Faniello coming last on us the Maltese, we choose him to go and represent us, probably just like I read somewhere "the blame is on the 12-14 year old girls that have both a mobile and also a crush on Faniello". WTF!!

I was dissapointed a lot that the Belgium Song, "Je T'Adore" of Kate Ryans didn't pass the semifinals cause I really liked it. Russia's song had also a nice performance and the singer was really cool!

My boyfriend liked the song of Lithuania, "We Are The Champions", I didn't think much of it from the song only but it was funny when I saw them performing I thought, ooh well it's not that bad, they do have a chance.

And in closing as Darryn and me where discussing yesterday and we both agreed on it, was that the Eurovision Standard is really getting low. The show and the park in Athens were awesome, but the songs where mostly all, "How the F*** did they get chosen for the eurovision, where the judges drunk"?

Men's transformation to Women

2006-05-19T18:20:00.000+02:00

Scientists for Health Mexico recently suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The inference had been that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men:

* Gained weight
* Talked excessively without making sense
* Became overly emotional
* Couldn't drive
* Failed to think rationally
* Argued over nothing

All Scientists unanimously agreed that the Beer successfully converted men into women.

Questionnaire

2006-05-14T09:41:00.000+02:00

You can only say yes or no. You can't explain anything!

1. Taken a nude picture? yes
2. Painted your room? no
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? no
4. Driven a car? yes
5. Danced in front of your mirror? yes
6. Had a crush? yes
7. Been dumped? yes
8. Stole money from a friend? no
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? yes
10. Been in a fist fight? no
11. Snuck out of your house? yes
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yes
13. Been arrested? no
14. Made out with a stranger? yes
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yes
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? yes
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? yes
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? yes
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? yes
20. Seen someone die? no
21. Kissed a picture? No (a soft toy yes)
22. Slept in until 3? no
23. Miss someone right now? yes
24. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yes
25. Made a snow angel? no
26. Played dress up? no
27. Cheated while playing a game?  yes
28. Been lonely? yes
29. Fallen asleep at work/school? yes
30. Been to a club? yes
31. Felt an earthquake? yes
32. Touched a snake? nooooooo
33. Ran a red light? yes
34. Been beaten up BADLY? no
35. Had detention? no
36. Been in a car accident? yes
37. Hated the way you look? yes
38. Witnessed a crime? no
39. Fingered a girl? nooooooooooooooooooooo
40. Been lost? Lol yes
41. Been to the opposite side of the country? yes
42. Felt like dying? yes
43. Cried yourself to sleep? yes
44. Sang karaoke? yes
45. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes
46. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes
47. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? no
48. Kissed in the rain? no
49. Sang in the shower? yes
50. Made out in a movie theater? no
51. Had a dream that you married someone? no
52. Glued your hand to something? yes
53. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? no
54. Been a cheerleader? no
55. Sat on a roof top? no
56. Didn't take a shower for a week? no
57. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? yes
58. Played chicken? yes
59. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? no
60. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yes
61. Broken a bone? NOOOOO
62. Been easily amused? yes
63. Laugh so hard you cry? yes
64. Stolen something? no
65. Cheated on a test? YES :)
66. Forgotten someone's name? yes
67. Blacked out from drinking? yes
68. Played a prank on someone? yes
69. Gone to a late night movie? yes
70. Made out to anything not human? NO
71. Failed a class? yes
72. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? YES
73. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours straight? NO
74. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? no
75. Been cheated on? no
76. Felt like killing someone? YES
77. Felt like running away? YES
78. Ran away? no
79. Had detention and not attend it? no
80. Made a parent cry? yes
81. Cried over someone? YES
82. Owned more than 5 sharpies? ??
83. Dated someone more than once? YES
84. Had/Have a dog? NO
85. Own an instrument? NO
86. Been in a band? NO
87. Drank 25 sodas in a day? NO
88. Broken a CD? yes
89. Shot a gun? no
90. You're a good fucker? no

CAR COMMERCIAL--ALMOST UNBELIEVABLE !

2006-05-11T18:02:00.000+02:00

And you thought those people that set up a room full of dominos to knock over were amazing...
There are no computer graphics or digital tricks in the film.

Everything you see really happened in real time exactly as you see it.

The film took 606 takes. On the first 605 takes, something, usually very minor, didn't work.

They would then have to set the whole thing up again.

The crew spent weeks shooting night and day.

By the time it was over, they were ready to change professions.

The film cost six million dollars and took threemonths to complete including full engineering of the sequence. In addition, it is two minutes long so every time
Honda airs the film on British television, they're shelling out enough dough to keep any one of us in clover for a lifetime.

However, it is fast becoming the most downloaded advertisement in Internet history. Honda executives figure the ad will soon pay for itself simply in "free viewings". (Honda isn't paying a dime to have you watch this commercial!).

When the ad was pitched to senior executives, they signed off on it immediately without any hesitation - including the costs.

There are six, and only six, hand-made Honda Accords in the world. To the horror of Honda engineers, the filmmakers disassembled two of them to make the film.
Everything you see in the film (aside from the walls, floor, ramp and complete Honda Accord) is parts from those two cars.

The voiceover is Garrison Keillor. When the ad was shown to Honda executives, they liked it and commented on how amazing computer graphics have gotten. They fell off their chairs when they found out it was for real. Oh, and about those funky windshield wipers On the new Accords, the windshield wipers have water sensors and are designed to start doing their thing automatically as soon as they become wet.

It looks a bit weird in the commercial.

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE MOST FAMOUS COMMERCIAL EVER
MADE....
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/honda.php

A snog can 'cure hayfever'

2006-05-07T14:51:00.000+02:00

A new study says a passionate 30-minute kiss can help relieve the misery of hayfever.

Researchers found kissing relaxes the sufferer and reduces production of histamine which triggers hayfever, reports the Mirror.

A team at Satou Hospital in Japan told 24 men and women with hayfever to spend 30 minutes kissing their partners while listening to soft music.

The experiment was repeated with cuddles but not kisses. Blood samples showed a significant drop in antibodies fighting the allergens after the kissing session but no response at all to cuddling.

The same happened in patients with atopic dermatitis, a skin condition also triggered by allergies.

Research leader Dr Hajime Kimata said: "These results indicate for the first time that kissing may alleviate allergic responses."

4th May 06

2006-05-04T18:38:00.000+02:00

Ah well, my baby car is at the panel beater, no means to arrive to work so I decided to take today and tomorrow off.

Spent most of the day like this:-

1. On the phone with my boyfriend
2. Searching websites for Gozo Apartments for our holiday during Summer
3. Phoning Gozitans to check availability of apartments and prices and sending emails

Until now not really a big luck, so if you have any good apartments you go or know of Gozo we are welcome for any suggestions :)

For now CYA...

Parrot held in prison

2006-04-30T18:39:00.000+02:00

A parrot has spent five days under police 'interrogation' in prison in Argentina.

A judge ordered Pepo to be held in custody until he told police who was his real owner, reports UOL.

vTwo neighbours, Jorge Machado and R Vega, were disputing ownership of the bird.

Judge Osvaldo Carlos decided the parrot should be sent to prison until he said the name of his owner.

After five days, Pepo said Jorge's name and also sung the anthem of his favourite football team San Lorenzo.

Mr Machado said: "I knew he wasn't going to let me down, he is a real friend and we support the same football team."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1820204.html?menu=

26 April 2006

2006-04-26T18:22:00.000+02:00

So, today a friend of mine told me that I don't write often here, so I decided to write this :P. Well last week was kinda busy and sad so I wasn't in the mood to write here, anyways hoping that things will be better.

Soon my birthday. I don't wanna grow older but I love pressieessssss :):):). Received my payslip today and already down with thinking how broke I'm gonna be this month if I don't win the super 5 tonight, waaaa I wish it would make things so much simpler. First thing I'll do is a long long long holiday with my boyfriend and buying a new car for someone so special. ahhhh what nice dreams...

Anyways if you want to talk just leave a message here or just say hi on MSN :)

so long

lori

More about me

2006-04-23T16:53:00.000+02:00

~*YOU*~

1. What time is it now? 11.45 am

2. What is your full name? Loridana

3. Single or taken? Taken

4. When is your birthday? 13th June

5. Who picked out your name? Parents I think

6. Do you like your name? Yeah

7. What's your nickname? Lori, Lori-D (when my manager is drunk)

8. How old are you? 19

9. What colour are your eyes? Hazel

10. What size are your shoes? 39

11. How tall (or short) are you? 160cm

12. Honestly, what do you like about yourself? Dunno my eyes maybe

13. Honestly, what are your best character qualities? Friendly and good sense of humour

14. What do you always get complimented on? Eyes and boobs

15. What is your worst quality? Too talkative when in the mood and sometime I must have my way

16. What is you phone number? If you're close to me you already know it, if not, hard luck

17.Do you think you're cute? Hope that I am cute to the people that matter

18. Hair colour? Heq him depends what I liked on the hairdresser hair colouring board

19. Do you wear contacts? no

20. You're a flirt? Depends with whom and the circumstances

21. You're slutty? If I want to be :P

22. You Mean? no

23. You like someone? Of course

24. You dance in front of the mirror? everyday

25. You sing in the shower? yeah

26. You liked Britney Spears? In the beginning

~*FAVOURITES*~

28. Favourite Drink? Cappucino

29. Favourite alcoholic drink? Baileys/ Malibu / Jack Coke

30. Favourite Month? June

31. Favourite Board Game? Snakes and Ladders

32. Favourite Web Site? http://lori136.blogspot.com

33. Favourite Clothing Brand? Terranova / Miss Selfridge / etc etc as long as it suites me and I like it, it doesn't really matter what brand

34. Favourite day of the Year? Christmas

35. Favourite colour? Pink

36. Favourite Animals? Cats and tigers

~*FAMILY AND FRIENDS*~

37. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Boys

38. Are your best friends males or females? both

39. How often do you get together with the family? Rarely

40. Do you tell your parents or your friends more? Friends

41. Anything special about your parents? When they're in a good mood they're really funny

42. Siblings and their ages? Sis – 13 I think

43. What's so cool about your peer? Always up for a good laugh

44. Anything you would like to change in your group of friends? Not really

45. Who would you like to know more? Always discovering new things about people

46. Have you liked a cousin? no

47. Have you been in the opposite sexes bathroom? Yeah once I was so drunk that my friend and me couldn't open the girls bathroom door because we tried to open it from the wrong side so we went to the men's bathroom to pee

48. You've seriously hurt someone? no

49. You've been hurt seriously? Yeah

50. You swear? You bet? Try to do one day working in customer care

51. You get your way? Yeah but I learned how to give others a chance too

52. You're willing to try new things? always

53. Why do some people find it hard to be true? Maybe they told too many lies and it is hard to make it right?

~*RIGHT NOW*~

54. What are you wearing? Err still in my PJs

55. What colour are your pants? White and Pink :D

56. What are you listening to? Nothing

57. How are you feeling? Dunno really

58. What are you doing? This questionnaire

59. How many people are online? open msn and having a peek: 11

60. How's the weather? Sunny

61. What books are you reading? Da Vinci Code Again

62. What's in your purse? More Cards then money

63. briefs or boxers? boxers mmmm especially with a cartoon character on them

64. Tall or short boys? Taller then me

65. Blonde or brunettes? Brunettes

66. Panties showing? No

67. What's in your pockets? No pockets in my PJ

68. Piercing on galss? no

69. What do you find annoying in girls? They can be really really really bitchy

70. What's the first thing you notice about girls? How they're ddresed

71. What was the last movie/dvd you saw? NET 2.0

72. What did you have for dinner? Pizza yesterday was the last thing I ate

73. What movie do you really want to see? As long as it has a good story anything will do

74. Tell us about those scars? 1 on my leg that I did in Greece and it is still there

75. Would u rather be with ur bf/gf or ur friend or ur family? bf

76. Where is your favourite place to travel? France

77. What did you last dream about? Too shy to tell you

78. What's the last thing you ate? Pizza yesterday

79. Ever had a crush on a teacher? yeah

80. Are you too shy to ask someone out? No, I did

81. Scary movies or happy ending? Happy Ending

82. Summer or winter? Summer

83. Relationships or one-night stands? Relationships

84. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate definitively

85. Do you think your friends will write back? Nope

86. What did you do last night? Read in Bed and then ZzZzZz

87. What is your greatest wish right now? Too rude to put in here

88. Who do you miss right now? My BF

89. How do you find school? Good Times

90. How's do u imagine your dream girl/boy? A bit taller then me, with nice blue eyes and a brunette with a good sense of humour

91. Best character qualities that catch your heart? Good sense of humour and caring

92. How's your life now? Dunno, really

93. Do you want it different in the future? yeah

94. Craziest thing you've done? buqqqq

95. Most embarrassing moment/s? Once I was drunk and I laughed so hard I almost peed in my pants (well just a little bit)

96. What's one thing you wish you'll never do again? The swearing I did this week

97. Many find themselves getting down, what do you think are the main

reasons for this? No people to support them

98. Who is most likely to respond? no1

99. Who is least likely to respond? every1

100. Time now? 12.02

Problems With The Car

2006-04-23T16:41:00.000+02:00

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out.
Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."

Which Baby Are You?

2006-04-22T16:33:00.000+02:00

------------JUNE BABY -------------

You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!!

20 April 06

2006-04-22T11:06:00.000+02:00

Chatting with the actor of the next film of Cruel Intentions

LoRi says: ule babe its no problem
eChoe says: NO PROBLEM?
eChoe says: you forget ur name ffs
LoRi says:i never forgot my name
eChoe says: zgur?
eChoe says: have you forgotten that you forgot ur name? ALSOOOOOO?
LoRi says: iiiiiiiii xint cruel
LoRi says: next film of cruel intentions lilek ha jaghzlu

Easter Day

2006-04-16T09:40:00.000+02:00

Hej, I would like to wish you all HAPPY EASTER...

Keeping a Woman and a Man Happy

2006-04-15T14:41:00.000+02:00

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Hand over the remote

Public Holiday

2006-04-14T21:06:00.000+02:00

So it's the end of the working week, earlier this week due to a public holiday today. It's been quite a good day. I've had my hair done yesterday so today getting ready was pretty fast :D. Feeling happy today don't know why. I've watched a film I liked this evening it's called "In her Shoes", it's what I call one of the girls movies.

So, tomorrow must be car day, I got quite a lot of check ups to take my car too apperently. Hope I clear everything up tomorrow, rust/panel beater and alarm and have it working everything all fine again :D:D.

So, for now au reviour, and keep staying good ;)

xxxxx

Lori

WHY MALTESE CAN'T BE TERRORIST HIJACKERS ...

2006-04-10T19:03:00.000+02:00

1. We are always late, we would have missed all the flights.
2. The pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
you missed number 10...
10.We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.

Saturday and Sunday

2006-04-09T20:56:00.000+02:00

Ah well I am currently relaxed listening to some songs of Kelly Clarkson. This weekend was really good. Yesterday my bf and me went to see the film, Ice Age 2, The Metldown, and it is really a good movie we laughed so much. Today was relax like the usual Sundays. I really like to take it easy Sundays, its's a nice way to end the week after 5 days full of work. For today that is all, me going off to bed to continue reading 'Da Vinci Code', cya around next week. Always take take and be good or at least play it safe :P.

L-ahhar tal-gimgha

2006-04-08T14:24:00.000+02:00

Illum iddecidejt li nibda nikteb hawnekk bil-Malti xi kultant. Skuzawni jekk tibdew iissibu ftit zballji pero ilni hafna ma nikteb bil-Malti.

Ilbierah filghaxija hsilt hasla sew il-karozza. Dalghodu pero x'hin mort nilustraha hadt qagha xejn sabiha ghax sibt iz-zebgha qed imur taht il-bieba tal-passigier. Dil-gimgha irrid nara ezattament x ha naghmilla u min fejn habba l garanzija tal-karozza stess.

Bhala ktieb x'naqra ghadni ghaddeja b' 'Da Vinci Code'. Kumbinazzjoni wkoll ilbierah inqatet is-sentenza ta' Dan Brown li ma kisirx il-ligi tal-copyright billi ha l-idea mill-ktieb "Holy Blood Holy Grail' kif qalu l-kittieba ta dan il-ktieb stess. Nghidilkom aktar x'nahseb pero meta jiena stess inkun lestejt naqra it-tieni ktieb.

Fuq nota tassew posittiva, l-ahhar tal-gimgha wasal fl-ahhar. Is-sajf riesaq gmielu wkoll. Ejja ha nqacctulu gbinnnnn!!!!
Films interessanti li rajt dan l-ahhar:- 'Deuce Bigalow, European Gigalow', film tad-dahk mit-tajbin, jekk trid dahka tajba, qis li tara dal-film. Rajt ukoll il-film 'Bad Boys', film tajjeb tal-puluzija ftit jew wisq imginen.

Films li ghandi ghal-din il-gimgha x'nara :-, 'La Femme Nikita', 'Unfaithful', 'Half Light', 'Scarface', 'What Lies Beneath', 'Taxi Driver', 'No Witness', 'The House Next Door', 'The Fourth Angel' u l-ahhar izda mhux l-inqas 'The Forgotten'.
Miri ghal-gimgha li gejja:- NIRBAH IS-SUPER 5, izda jekk hu naqa impossibli m'hemmx x taghmel ghallinqas hux nirranga l-kompjuter teighi u kif qed qabel nara x ha naghmel din il-gimgha fuq il-karozza.
Ghal-llum nahseb ghedt bizzejjed. Narakom il-gimgha ddihela, hudu gost izda bilaghaqal dejjem.

xxxx

Lori

Freaking @#$%^&* Day

2006-04-06T20:01:00.000+02:00

It is the end of a freaking day finally where basically EVERTYHING (and I say that literarly) went wrong. Work problems with the Italians, damn I'm beginning to hate them even more each day, and now my PC broke down, it does not want to switch on and I'm flat broke. I'm currently using an old laptop and although for the years it has it works really good it's just really really really slow and with the temper that I have today it's the last thing that I need.

Oh and to make things worst there are roadworks being done at a road I use to go from and to work, therefore as usual really loads of traffic which is not fun at all. Thank God that yesterday I did a dance/RnB/ pop CD, if you happened to drive by me, you've probably seen me dancing alone, ah well what do you wanna do, I'm not in a really good state of mind lately and to be sure that I don't forget that, my bf is remind me quite often about it :P.

Anyways as you might have noticed I'm in a talkative mood today and as Panadols and other painkillers are out of stock due to my collegaues buying loads of them today (wonder why?) it's better that I end this post RIGHT NOW!.

Heavenly discrimination

2006-04-04T18:26:00.000+02:00

This is what I received from a gozo colleague of mine ..... (no comment)

Tajba ......... jekk ma tkunx Malti (u jekk Malti hudha ma saqajk!!!)

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwardsthrough the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made.

"Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?""It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going tocall it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example,Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while Asia isgoing to be poorer.

Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is acontinent of black people. Balance in all things," God continuedpointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, whilethis one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a tiny landarea and said, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God "That's Gozo, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful hills, scenic valleys, sandy beaches, rich fields,rocky steppes, and clean environment.

The people from Gozo are going to be cunning, modest, intelligent, andhard workers and they are going to be found traveling the world. Theywill be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving and they will beknown throughout the world as reliable and a benefit to society."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what aboutbalance, God? You said there would be balance." God smiled, "I thoughtof that... Wait until you see the idiots I put as their neighbours!

Your Birthdate: June 13

2006-04-03T20:14:00.000+02:00

Your Birthdate: June 13

You're dominant and powerful. You always need to be in charge.
While others respect your competence, you can be a bit of a dictator.
Hard working and serious, you never let yourself down.
You are exact and accurate - and you expect others to be the same way.

Your strength: You always get the job done
Your weakness: You're a perfectionist to a fault
Your power color: Gray
Your power symbol: Checkmark
Your power month: April

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Kissing Test

2006-04-03T17:57:00.000+02:00

You're a Romantic Kisser

For you, kissing is all about feeling the romanceYou love to kiss under the stars or by the seaThe perfect kiss involves the perfect moodIt's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet

That is me, if you want to take the quiz you can take it on this website:-

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouquiz/

Disneyland

2006-04-01T17:21:00.000+02:00

Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for fourhours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland -- "Left", so they turned around and went home.

Bangkok

2006-03-31T20:26:00.000+02:00

In original native culture of Thailand, when males reach the age 18 they participate in a ceremony as follows:

They stand naked in a large circle, facing inward. A beautiful naked girl does a sexy dance in the center of the circle. Behind each male is a beautiful naked girl. As soon as all the males are excited and have erections, the girls behind them reach through between their legs, pull their erect penises downward and then release them. Their penises spring Back up and go "WHAP!" against their bellies. A measurement of strength of masculinity.And that's why the capital of Thailand is called Bangkok.

.... you learn something new everyday

Water vs Alcohol

2006-03-31T20:17:00.000+02:00

Check this out ... it's really interesting

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains faeces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of sh!t. However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you. THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of it!!

23rd March 2006

2006-03-23T20:47:00.000+01:00

Ah well lots of things happened lately, I saw several DVDs, 'Duplex' (really funny movie), the Count of Monte Cristo, The River King and the Machinist. I also received 2 new books from abroad, 'Holy Blood, Holy Grail' and 'Breaking the Da Vinci Code', however before I will begin those two books I am rereading the book 'The Da Vinci Code'. Although I've already read it, I decided to begin reading it again so I can understand those 2 books better.

Also, yesterday I apparently brought luck to a collegue of mine and he won the super 5 of 4 numbers, well when am I going to bring luck to myself and win the jackpot??? bah I'm reallyyy broke.

On a positive note, weekend is almost here :):):)

cya
lori

Avoiding speeding tickets

2006-03-20T22:21:00.000+01:00

Here's a trick you can try if caught speeding

A young woman was pulled over in Austin,Texas for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window,flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me aticket to the Texas State Police Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopersdon't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and herealized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in hispatrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

Deception Point

2006-03-20T17:21:00.000+01:00

Well today I finished reading, "Deception Point" by Dan Brown. It's a really good thriller. In the first part of the story I got a bit bored, however as the story went along I felt like I couldn't stopped reading because I wanted to know more.

Here is the story outline:-

When a new NASA satellite detects evidence of an astonishingly rare object buried deep in the Arctic ice, the floundering space agency proclaims a much-needed victory ... a victory that has profound implications for U.S. space policy, the NASA itself as it was being under attack by a USA senator and the impending presidential election that was going to be held in the upcoming months.

With the Oval Office in the balance, the President dispatches White House Intelligence analyst Rachel Sexton to the Arctic to verify the authenticity of the find. Accompanied by a team of experts, including the charismatic academic Michael tolland, Rachel uncovers the unthinkable - evidence of scientific trickery - a bold deception that threatens to plunge the world into controversy.

But before Rachel can make her findings known, she realises, perhaps too late, that such knowledge puts her and Tolland in deadly jeopardy. Fleeing for their lives in an environment as desolate as it is lethal, they possess only one hope for survival: to find out who is behing this masterful ploy. The truth, they will learn, is the most shocking deception of all ...

I must say this film has everything because while it is a thriller, you have some funny moments, you encounter family problems and wars, you see a romance begin and also hostilities between colleagues together with a big deception from the most person you perhaps trust with your life.

While this is my least favourite book of Dan Brown so far, I wouldn't hesitate twice before reading it again.

Closer

2006-03-19T22:12:00.000+01:00

So, it's the end of the weekend. It was quite a good weekend and relax :). Today I watched the film closer and I quite liked it although I cannot say it's one of the best ever made. I always liked Julia Roberts and Clive Owen, Jude Law was good in it and I discovered Natalie Portman.

Set in London, England, good Samaritan Dan Wolf (Jude Law), a struggling writer, takes Alice Ayres (Natalie Portman), a shady young woman and part-time stripper, to the hospital when she's hit by a car, and they fall in love. One year later, Dan meets photographer Anna Cameron (Julie Roberts) and tries to pick her up, but she rebuffs him. In revenge, Dan sets Anna up for an embarrassing encounter with sex-addicted dermatologist Larry Bagley (Clive Owen), but the two end up seeing each other. Then another year later, Dan and Anna begin an affair of their own, and relationships between the four collapse. Over the next year, all of them become obsessed with hurting each other and wreak some heavy emotional damage.

All in all, I would suggest this film because it got quite a story of love and deceiving.

The Magdalene Sisters

2006-03-18T16:00:00.000+01:00

It's' a truly amazing and dramatic movie. Here is the plot line:-

Four women are given into the custody of the Madgalene sisterhood asylum to correct their more or less sinful behavior: Crispina and Rose have given birth to a premarital child, Margaret got raped by her cousin and the orphan Bernadette had been repeatedly caught flirting with the boys. All have to work in a laundry under the strict supervision of the nuns, who break their wills through sadistic punishments. Some of the inmates develop countermeasures, while others perish under the treatment.

Here is also some information I liked while browsing the web regarding this film:-

The film
It was initially made because the story of the Magdalene women was unfinished. They hadn't received any recognition, they hadn't received any compensation, and they hadn't been given an apology. And they remained devout Catholics. [Only one of the three principal characters of the film is said to have done so. Though nothing is said about the others in this respect, at least two of the four subjects of the documentary "Sex in a Cold Climate," which inspired the film, left the church, towards which they express undisguised hostility.] So initially, it was as a means to get their story in the public domain.

The film focuses on the girls’ perspective of what happened to them during the time they spent in a Magdalene laundry. The plot follows three young women Margaret, Rose and Bernadette from the first scenes of the film where they are shown committing the so called crimes for which they were put into the laundries through to their arrival at the laundry, their experiences there and the different ways in which they eventually leave the laundry. After arriving at the laundry, the story of another girl Crispina joins the stories of the other three. The film depicts the abuse inflicted on them by the nuns and the priest. Similarities between the film and reality, the work women were expected to do, society’s attitudes costumes, and language.

Differences between the film and reality
1. Names changed incorrectly.
2. The brutality and abuse of the nuns towards the girls in reality was a lot worse than what was depicted in the film.
3. The main characters in the film were not based on true people however their stories and experiences were based on victims accounts.
4. The film was made in Scotland and not actually in Ireland.
5. In reality the girls would not have talked to each other at all even at night whereas in the film, although seldom during the day, the girls did have conversations.

If you have seen this film you can post and messages regarding it

Information obtained from:: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Magdalene_Sisters

18th March

2006-03-18T11:10:00.000+01:00

It's the weekend finally, been waiting for it for 5 days :D:D. Today I am going to watch the DVD 'The Magdalene Sisters'. It was the winner of Best Film, in the Venice Film Festival 2002 so it must have a good story. Well, I will let you know my review after I've seen it, so until now, Au Reviour

xxxxx

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

2006-03-17T22:21:00.000+01:00

I got by this test and it is really quite interesting. Try it out and let me know what you think and your score ...

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Count every " F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

(SEE BELOW)

HOW MANY ?

...................... 3?

WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- NO JOKE

READ IT AGAIN !

Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.

The brain cannot process "OF".

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!

Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius. Three is normal, four is quite rare.

Tired Of Speeding Tickets?

2006-03-17T22:15:00.000+01:00

Read First, Then Look at Picture

Tired of speeding tickets ?

Do you think this would work ?

Want to open up spaces between you and the cars around you ?

1. Tie these balloons to your car.

2. Drive VERY FAST.

3. Watch people freak out.

4. Tell the nice police officer you thought they were real.

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My First Blog

2006-03-17T19:06:00.000+01:00

So, today I did this new profile and blog. I used to have the MSN Spaces Blog but I did not use to update it that so often. I will try to keep this updated :D. If you want to write a comment you are more than welcome to do so.

I like jokes and funny pics a lot so you might find some funny emails I receive posted in here.

Feel free to come and check the updates of my blog whenever you want. However wants to have a friendly chat can also add my on MSN or send me an email.

Regards

Lori