Heya guys how are you?
Been quite a lot since I posted here but been quite busy with a new job and everything. My new job is very different from what I used to do, but I am getting a bit hold of it. I am in finance department at a local bank so it's very new to me. There is a lot of security in working a bank but the people in my dept. at least as I still haven't been around much are very nice people so it should be ok.
On seeing my emails today, I found this email from a very dear friend of mine, which was my colleague while working in TNT, Mr. Alan Joe Cassar :P. I laughed so hard and decided to share it with you, so here it is
The Cremented Husband
Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him...
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too with the insurance money!"
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Herman, remember that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes!!!"
Been quite a lot since I posted here but been quite busy with a new job and everything. My new job is very different from what I used to do, but I am getting a bit hold of it. I am in finance department at a local bank so it's very new to me. There is a lot of security in working a bank but the people in my dept. at least as I still haven't been around much are very nice people so it should be ok.
On seeing my emails today, I found this email from a very dear friend of mine, which was my colleague while working in TNT, Mr. Alan Joe Cassar :P. I laughed so hard and decided to share it with you, so here it is
The Cremented Husband
Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him...
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too with the insurance money!"
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Herman, remember that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes!!!"
2 comments:
Hey lori!
How r u?
Nice pinkish website you have!!
What else should i say?! mmmmmm
O well take loads of care! be good! ;) luv u! xxxxx
how is england!
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