Before & After Marriage

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.

New Year Resolutions

My New Year Resoluations for 2008, which hopefully I will do my utmost to keep

1. Trying to spend money more sensibly and not waste
2. Panic Less
3. Trying to take life as it comes
4. Change Wardrobe :D
5. Do not bite my nails
6. Travel
7. Be A bit more adventerous :D

Hopefully I will do my best to keep these resolutions as best as I can.

Numbers, EURO, Numbers and more numbers

First of all I hope you had a nice Christmas, I liked mine very much :). This year was the first time since I began to work, that I had the 26th of December Leave, therefore I could enjoy Christmas day a lot better than usual :).

Tomorrow will be the end of the Maltese Lira in Circulation in a certain way. I am sick of hearing about Euro Euro Euro Euro and the omg 1st January we are going to start with another currency blabbering. Everyone has the attitude that they will get confused. Oh come one it is still with the same usual numbers so getting change shouldn't be a problem, only the currency value of the Euro is different from Maltese Lira.

NECC has given every family a Euro Converter (I would have agreed more if that was distributed to every person instead of to every family but anyway). It should be easy to check how much a product will cost in LM with this convertor. Oh and btw on mobile phones there usually is a Currency Convertor so all one should do is set this up to convert Euro to LM and there you go you just made your life a bit easier. And oh by the way, you won't need the convertor for now since there will be dual pricing on each product, so why instead of ranting about the EURO won't everybody just try to accept it and get used to it like we get used to everything else in life. Changes happen all the time, this is just normal change.

Today I am tired of seeing numbers, I was doing my Accounts Homework, and also in my work position at a Local Bank's finance Department all I see is numbers. It's getting quite tiring and I need a break from numbers, although that is quite impossible. Besides with the dual pricing now instead of one price, you get to see two, and therefore double the numbers. yuwhu.

On a positive note, I wish you all the best in the coming new year 2008 and a year full of good health and a year surruonded by people who love you and care for you.

Kinky key catastrophe

Spicing up one’s sex life is always and important and exciting task. So imagine things hotting up and then voila’ handcuffs appear and when your partner tries to uncuff you, whoops the keys disappear.

This happened to a couple in England. Zoe, 32 was handcuffed to the bed for two whole hours after her boyfriend, Stuart, 34 called 999 and 3 policeman came. They managed to cut the chain but informed them that to get the cuffs off her wrist, they have to go to the fire station department.

After all that luck, when they went to the fire station they one watch was coming on duty and another was going off.

Zoe had 20 firefighters willing to help her.

Wow, they must have been left pretty red faced. Next time they should opt for keyless handcuffs.

I found this picture while surfing the Net and couldn't stay without posting it here.

How cuteeeeee

Chatting

I have recently read a story of a couple divorcing, after both of them having an online affair, on various different websites. When I first read the title I thought, oh well it is apparently getting very common these days what’s so newsworthy about it. This however is a very, sort of funny and bizarre story.


This happened to a Bosnian couple where they both met an interesting person online and began to pour out their hearts over the marriage trouble and each thought they have found their real soul mate with their chat buddy.

They got so close to their chat buddy that they decided to finally meet them … only to find that they where chatting to each other.

They met online what the husband 32 was chatting on a forum at work, and the wife, 27 was in an internet café.

They decided to meet infront of a shop, each of them carrying a single rose so they can recognize each other. The woman said that she felt shattered, betrayed and angry when she realized she was talking to her husband.



On the other hand the husband said that he was so happy to have found a woman who finally understood him.

Now they are both filing for divorce, with each accusing the other of being unfaithful.

Some questions that went through my mind:

• If they both thought that they found their soul mates, why didn’t they give their marriage another try?
• If they could pour their hearts out to their chat buddy, why couldn’t they do so with their partner?
• Why did they say nice things to their chat buddy but not to each other?
• Is that why you tell your partner of the love you have for him/her and then after some time you go to tell the problems you have with each other to your chat buddy instead of discussing it with your partner maybe you can solve them?
• Is this what internet is becoming? If these are the problems that it will create I will prefer having the normal old printed dictionaries, encyclopedias and CD games and buying all the newspaper that I usually read online and not to having to use the internet any more. I would prefer searching for all the information I will need on a book then on the internet if that will mean that it will be harder for my partner or myself to stray on each other like that.

I know that without internet or not, if a person want’s to stray it can be done, but hey if it is that easy, won’t an adventure be easier for people who usually will not stray?

Until recently, adultery has been a sin of the flesh. Temptation arrives, chemistry sizzles and before long the unfaithful spouse is spending stolen nights in cheap hotels. Now there is a new threat: the virtual affair. While some argue online affairs aren't real, research shows some spouses take them as seriously as the offline variety - and they're becoming a gateway to divorce.

Won’t it be better if one takes the energy that might have revitalized a relationship and uses it, instead, to pursue an unhealthy fantasy? If you want to be happy, you must, in the long run, stay focused on your priorities, and not allow yourself to be driven by transient emotions and passions.

Two very interesting website I found on this topic are:
1. http://www.harley.com/
2. http://www.smh.com.au/