Avoiding speeding tickets

Here's a trick you can try if caught speeding

A young woman was pulled over in Austin,Texas for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window,flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me aticket to the Texas State Police Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopersdon't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and herealized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in hispatrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.