This is what I received from a gozo colleague of mine ..... (no comment)
Tajba ......... jekk ma tkunx Malti (u jekk Malti hudha ma saqajk!!!)
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwardsthrough the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made.
"Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?""It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going tocall it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example,Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while Asia isgoing to be poorer.
Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is acontinent of black people. Balance in all things," God continuedpointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, whilethis one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a tiny landarea and said, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God "That's Gozo, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful hills, scenic valleys, sandy beaches, rich fields,rocky steppes, and clean environment.
The people from Gozo are going to be cunning, modest, intelligent, andhard workers and they are going to be found traveling the world. Theywill be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving and they will beknown throughout the world as reliable and a benefit to society."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what aboutbalance, God? You said there would be balance." God smiled, "I thoughtof that... Wait until you see the idiots I put as their neighbours!
Tajba ......... jekk ma tkunx Malti (u jekk Malti hudha ma saqajk!!!)
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwardsthrough the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made.
"Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?""It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going tocall it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example,Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while Asia isgoing to be poorer.
Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is acontinent of black people. Balance in all things," God continuedpointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, whilethis one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a tiny landarea and said, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God "That's Gozo, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful hills, scenic valleys, sandy beaches, rich fields,rocky steppes, and clean environment.
The people from Gozo are going to be cunning, modest, intelligent, andhard workers and they are going to be found traveling the world. Theywill be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving and they will beknown throughout the world as reliable and a benefit to society."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what aboutbalance, God? You said there would be balance." God smiled, "I thoughtof that... Wait until you see the idiots I put as their neighbours!
2 comments:
din kattiva lol jider li ghawdxi baghtilek ta!!
insomma ahna naqlawlom ukoll
Ta' Ghawdxi li hu/hi hux :-P
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