Monday, April 10, 2006

WHY MALTESE CAN'T BE TERRORIST HIJACKERS ...

1. We are always late, we would have missed all the flights.
2. The pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
you missed number 10...
10.We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.

4 comments:

Victoria said...

We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.

The Americans were forwarned before and they didnt take the warning as a real threat.

For the rest we have a problem

Malti said...

but Americans where thinking that they're some demi-gods or better...


reason 11... if its a friday, many "intelligent" people will see xarabank...and forget about the hijacking

Victoria said...

thanks God its not thursday, Racheal is on! We would have the hijackers cry their heart out because poor Ganni never cared to phone his mother in 11 years and when he heard about the program he suddenly felt the desperate need to get to know his mother again.

lori said...

if he's lucky he'll get a free trip too, and if he's unlucky he'll end up on the flight with the hijackers...