Saturday, April 15, 2006

Keeping a Woman and a Man Happy

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY


1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Hand over the remote

6 comments:

James said...

you forgot beer

lori said...

ye I guess you're right

Victoria said...

forget the brother ... one is already too much for me

Anonymous said...

Hmm interesting to see what actually ladies expect from us hehe..good good, now when i would be going out again with a girl, i will try to keep with these "rules" hehhee:P thanks lorii;)..Isma dak fejn nafu lil mark ghid? ghax jien ghadni ma nistax nigi fiha fejn nafu ta! tc ~dave

lori said...

eeee ijwa rrid insaqsih imma ninsa wisq jien memmx x taghmel (darryn jista jikonferma jekk ma temminix:P), niprova nsaqsih u nghidlek meta niftakar, ibqa fakarni imma dav!

Anonymous said...

np hi ;) u le ara l-ohra :P ajmaaa..bhal dak li qallu haga wahda biss ghandek fuq mohhok! ;) imbaghad inkellmek jiena. thanks lori hi, ikollok bzonn xi haga let me know tnt-girl.